About More Noise

I am such a fascinating person that I could no longer deprive the web of my totally unique and invaluable opinions. Oh yeah, I have a cat too. She’s a pretty girl. Yes she is. Yes she is.

More Noise is my ticket out of this dump. I’m going to make millions with this site and retire to the Caribbean by the time I’m 30. That’s how blogs work, right? You just slap something together and millions of people with waning social skills beat a path to your door with their pizza delivery money in hand, right? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!

Be sure to check back 30 or 40 times a day because I’ll be updating More Noise like every other month - I’ve got mad motivation like that. Plus this site has it all. Screw the Google. If you want to know how to loose 80 pounds by next Tuesday, I’ve got the answer. If you’re wondering if your boyfriend cheated on you, I know that too. If you’re concerned about erectile dysfunction, well you’re on your own for that limpy. What I’m saying is this is your one stop location for everything you really need to know. In fact you can drop out of college right now and just read this site every day because all the answers are right here.

Peace.