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It’s Officially Spongebob Season

September 11, 2008 · 2 Comments

With less than 60 days left until the 2008 election, it is officially time to stop watching, reading, or listening to any news and focus any and all attention on Spongebob Squarepants.

At this point in the election cycle, there is nothing new to be learned and only an ever-expanding crop of demeaning, lie-filled commercials and brainwashed pundits spouting the day’s scripted nonsense.  Honestly, who wants to be knowingly lied to for two months or more?  For anyone with half a brain or more this time of year is intolerable.  The solution: find respite with the residents of Bikini Bottom.

Why Spongebob?  The little sponge may not be very bright, but he is full of optimism, positive energy, and friendliness.  In other words, he has all the charecteristics that are lacking in any election.

So try Spongebob and find yourself a little yellow relief from all the election BS.

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