Obama Picks Up International Pimp’s Union Endorsement

The International Pimp’s Union came out today to officially endorse Barak Obama.  This move marked another in a series of blows to the Clinton campaign.

The IPU had backed Clinton in the early days of the contest, presumably due to extensive ties with Bill Clinton, however Obama’s consistent wins and his low-key yet big-baller lifestyle eventually won their important endorsement.  IPU executive Ice T said, “We think Obama is the candidate who really has the interests of America’s working men and women at heart, and that means good times for being a pimp.  No more will it be hard out there for a pimp.”

Obama accepted the endorsement at a black-tie Baller’s Convention held at a local Popeye’s.  “It is with great pride and much respect that I accept your endorsement.  This is a time in our country’s history for pimps and hos to come together and build a more freaky union,” Obama said.

Clinton remained unbowed by the news.  “While I’m saddened to lose the endorsement of the IPU, I still have strong support from the International Hos Cooperative.  If their pimps let them vote, I think you’ll see that October surprise I’ve been talking about,” the pointlessly-still-in-the-race candidate said.

Interestingly, the IPU had previously backed McCain when he first ran for office in 1893, but there has been bad blood between them ever since the petticoat incident of 1902.  McCain responded to the IPU’s recent announcement by saying, “This pudding skin is too thick.  How am I supposed to eat this?”