Dude, your caucus is showing

Guest Iowan Columnist “Mad Heavy”

How often do you get to say it was an exciting night in Iowa? Trust me, unless the state fair is on the answer is not often. It’s apparently an exciting enough place for Barak Obama and Mike Huckabee anyway. They won their respective caucusesiseus (which is the actual plural of caucus) last night.

Do you remember that movie I Heart Huckabees? That played here for like three months. People just loved that movie so you knew the guy who made it was going to do well here. I can’t remember if Mike played the doctor or the father in that one though. I don’t really care ’cause I thought it was kind of lame anyway.

You know what I’d really like to see? A ticket with Barak Obama and Emeril Lagasse. Can you imagine that? He’d be like, o-BAM-a all the time. That would be so cool. They’d also save money on a White House chef too. Maybe then they wouldn’t have to tax my smokes so much.

I went to the caucus for Denis Kucinich. I kind of like him but I also figured if I went for him I’d be home by 7:00 so I could catch The Simpsons. It was the one where Homer’s face gets on that box of Japanese laundry detergent. Fish bulb… hilarious.

Now that it’s all over everybody left. It kind of feels like a one night stand. I bet we get a booty call in November though.